49 Year Old
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Male
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From Pearland, TX·
Joined on April 28, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 13th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide rave about my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen but I still receive and answer fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured the Midwest with a centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My floral arrangements have earned me fame in the botany world. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Using a garden hoe and a glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the amazon basin from a devilish horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello and enjoy urban hang gliding. Children trust me and I can hurl tennis rackets with the deadly accuracy of a ninja. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated the surrender of a group of terrorists who were holding a bakery hostage. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On the weekends to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prize winning oysters and have won spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have also spoken to Elvis. He says "Hi".
49 Year Old
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Male
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From Pearland, TX·
Joined on April 28, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 13th
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I have a crush on someone!
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alwaysjumpin247 If anyone needs me I'll be beating my head against the nearest wall
The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed...LOLThank you for stopping by. You have a wonderful weekend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
A friend's story:My wife came home the other night and said,"Honey take my blouse off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my skirt off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my bra off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my panties off."I said,"Ok!"Then she told me never to wear them again! ...LOLYou have a good night and thank you for stopping by.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
'My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)
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The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed...