Okay lets get this revamp started. One: I'll post the basics here, if you wanna know more? Ask! I've nothing to hide.

Two: If you get caught up on some internet drama kick, too fucking bad. Really I don't care. I've grown to hate drama online and off.

Three: I treat folks online like I treat people off line. Why? Because the internet is basicly alot like talking to people on the phone. With pictures.

Four: My spelling isn't the best. Hey, keep off my typing and I won't point out your net speak okay?

Five: If you block me. Oh well, I really don't give a shit. I'm here to make friends and have fun. Sometimes I'll be an ass, sometimes I'm nice. We'll see which you get.


Now then onto the basics. First read my info. Yeah the age and where I live. Spooky shit huh? I've been known to dispence the occasional odd bit of advice. Sometimes on parenting, sometimes on othershit. Either I've lived situations? I've studied people and guess how the deal will go, or I know people who've been there. Listen to it at your own leasure. Take it or not once given my hands are tied.

I like too cook, I like to game, I like all sorts of geeky shit that most people get made fun of for. I have a telephone for talking to friends on. I get free nationwide long distance. Why? Because I enjoy talking to me amigos.

I have a webcam. if you land one of my instant messenger names I'll pop on. I enjoy being on the buggers. I'm poor I don't get to travel. Wanna see my dick? Go look up porn. I'm not here to be your personal sausage.

I can be a huge smart ass. I can tell jokes, some funny some not. I drink! Socially. I'll plaay games and do other shit thats geeky as afor mentioned.

I write on the occasion, no not shit I publish. Just for fun. My heads full of all sorts of strange facts. I accept this, So can you.

I've been called crazy, chances are their right! But hey life's pretty fun for the insane crowd.

I. Love. Music. fucking love the stuff, Country not so fond of. One can only hear about loosing every god damned thing you own so many times. Disco? Hit or miss. Mostly miss. Reload and keep firing till its dead. Rock? Rock on. Love the stuff. I listen to music nearly constantly. And I'm always on the search for new sources of it and other kinds of music. Classical. Great stuff. Shame alot of folks have lost their appreciation. Mozartt was the Elvis of his day.
Techno, okay I love the catchy beats. its ear candy. But hey. Anything I can jam too is fun for me.

I can't drive. I've some fucked up deal where when in a moving car. I go zombie. Slack jawed drooling shit. All sorts of fun. Only way to keep me awake is with constant chatter and live company. As for that apparently the DMV says "No, we don't want you driving." So ya know. No drivey? No car.

I have -NO- job currently. Why? Long sorted fucked up bullshit story. If Pepsi didn't have that wonderious Dr Pepper they could just fuck right off. Yeah Pepsi was involved. Cost me 10 grand too.

I may not be fond of my state, but yours isn't the end all and be all either. We all have ass hole drivers and shit heads.

I hang out in the Lounge Pierced. I don't have tatts or any piercings but hey, I like the owners, some cool people, visit them. Say hey. Hang out. Don't do that lucking shit. Creeps me the fuck out.

I try and make many friends! And most of them I don't talk too. Hell I'd have twice as many but men won't accept alot of friend requests from guys.

Heres a tip fellas, I'm after points. And I'm not gay. I like women, I prefer women. Hell I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs and KFC.

Like I said up top. Anymore you wanna know? Ask, don't like me? Tough shit.