I'm an ex-piper for the king, but now I'm just one in Mathilda's band of traveling nomads. I was banished from the kingdom for molesting various livestock, mainly the goats and bovine. I also enjoyed peeping in various windows while pleasuring myself to the sights inside. I was caught outside the daughter of the king's room nude touching myself. Most people would have been executed, but the king only banished me. So now my life is to travel the country side to steal the riches and rape the horses. My wife Gertrude is also with me. She is thou filthiest whore in all the land. She is there when the cows are not. The forces are growing and any new allies are always welcome.