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68 Year Old · Male · From Hackensack, NJ · Joined on January 6, 2017 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 9th · I have a crush on someone!
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68 Year Old · Male · From Hackensack, NJ · Joined on January 6, 2017 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 9th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm single and I live with my Cat Harry. I like to have fun when I go out. I like outdoor activities. I like honesty and people who have respect. Keep your negativity to yourself.I am a Stage 3 Lung Cancer Survivor. I had two Craniotomy’s with Radiation. I also had a Heart Attack in my sleep due to the Radiation Treatments I received for my Lungs. So if I survived, you can get through your battle. Live each day as if it is your last. You never know what someone might be going through, so JBK.

68 Year Old · Male · From Hackensack, NJ · Joined on January 6, 2017 · Relationship status: Single · Born on October 9th · I have a crush on someone!
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Comedy Clubs, Concerts,Cycling, Hiking, Walking, Cross Country Skiing.
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Doo Wopp, Rock A Billy, Classic Rock, Country, Jazz, Classical, Standards.
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Babes in Toyland, Miracle on 34th Street, Rocky, The Bowery Boys, Blondie, old Horror Movies.
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Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, Betty Page, Barbara Stanwyck, Betty White, Noel Neil, Linda Evans, Connie Stevens, Connie Francis, Robert Conrad, Michael Landon, Sylvester Stallone, Raymond Burr.
Video Games
None. No time for them.

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    DAshRiprock Status: I want to thank everyone that helped me Level! You are the best friends! Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, and brand of condom she prefers. ‘Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
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      DAshRiprock Good afternoon my friend! Thanks for stopping by! I’m happy to know that you got a good laugh off my profile post. Have a wonderful day!
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