I enjoy cosplaying as Shrek. I attend the yearly Shrekfest and invite everyone to join me in 2024 in Milwaukey, Wisconsin! I'm still missing a Fiona and a Donkey (who used to be my wife and kid son until the diedl lmao). i'm also a dedicated furry who worships mister ludwig. My fursona is a wolf-anaconda hybrid, since i lubricate myself every morning with two gallons of vaseline and slide to the kitchen rather quickly. onc there i get my fork and i go to the garden I own a large garden filled with nothing but potatoes. Every night, I eat 3 potatoes (raw) and and 2 yams (also raw). These are the rarest they can be so you can't be like me.

earth is flat flat flat stop mesageing me otherwise please stopp is flat flat!!1! your taking advange of me not having wife adn bieng cringee

update;
so 2020 sucked worse than my wife and i think i got covidvirus. ogood thing trump said is fake so im not worrying now. havent gone to dovtor becaus they want me to wera mask but i cant not breath in them!!! like LMAO wear one yuorself coward. anywas my ex wife(?) started coffing when i surprised her on thank giving with torkey then she told said me to go to bed then she not wake up so thats that and i had a whole tureky for mysemf lol idk about u but that was good deal in my oinon

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is 2023 nd the quen died lmaooooo. i think im doing goodd but rraeelly mmiessing myu wife now (((( you my quen baby not britsh quen lizy she can stay ded becaus now i go to shhrek fest alone and its not teh samee. covidvrus is gone thank tromp fo that and am livign my best lif e.

Quean and only Quean. Anything other than smooth jazz is bad. Rock music is the worst thing to ever touch this earth. To be honest, Jon Lenin is my favorite member of Quean. I'm a mean lean quean machine. I've got every single album since blue boat which i bought in two thousand 2003.

recents i listenign to lil nasTRONAUT XDDDD lmao i like he gay musci

The best movie of all time has to be The Super Mario Bros movie. An absolute classic. My favorite tv show is the one where people jump on red bouncy ball things and drown. My ex-son used to watch an anime called narcotic toe. I dont know what its about but it reminds me of when he wasn't brain-dead #dadproblems.

My idol is nurse ratchet, the most woman in the world. i love how she gives the mac sedative, and i wish i could get some too because im HYPED FOR LIEFEEEE. who do you like for president? i think hillary is a good person who shouldve won but ah shucks she frickin didnt frickin stupid. i was going to vote for eugene debs but hes been dead for like 83 myears lmao.s
One other idol is Zora Neale Hurston. Her book Their Eyes Ere Watching God is the best book of all time and should be the new Bible. It is very important to meeee.