“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” ... I'm a 29 year old GREENPOINT, BROOKLYN boy now living on long island. I'm italian, irish, polish, hawain and portuguese . i'm a mutt . Cabarnet sauvignon, merlot or a chianti. I love to pour wine. I love to taste wine My fav is [Sauvignon blanc]. It bangs you in the mouth--like an old peasant with his wooden shoe......The Sauvignon is the whipper-snapper. It's not solid enough. It's violent, it's sharp, it bites, it cries, it's like a ferocious dog you keep on a leash.Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and even Joey Bishop. I'm often told that i'm the perfect package, but i think its because my grandmother had too much to drink that night. In all seriosness, I believe Life is just too short .so i enjoy it as much as i can. Im always laughing and do my best to make others laugh but i know when an occasion calls for me to be serious .For example, like in criminal court .A judge can get really serious .really fast . I'm an only child, thats right ..no siblings. Ive been blessed with great friends. They care. They all contribute in a different way. The're my brothers. You know who you are. You kick me in the ass when i need it. And if you read my columns (i'm a writer)you know their doucebags..I wouldnt want it any other way. I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.


On a first date I'm thinking dinner in a quiet italian bistro in the village with a bottle of merlot listening to the beautiful music of frank sinatra playin in the background or a sleazy motel in commack Just be intelligent. A date should not be a staring contest. Ask me what ive learned from my past relationships???? Never elope and always have a prenuptial agreement in your wallet. My lawyer told me this and boy, was he right......(If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah It's something that you need to have Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half 18 years, 18 years And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his)...... A harmless evening in atlantic city and i find myself hogtied in a hotel room with a marriage license in my pocket and a blushing bride the size of the boardwalk. Now I aint sayin she a gold digger .. So.... ....Think your game? I'm a handful..... but if we go out,, you will definitely have a good time..... if we don't get arrested.


I do splits for no reason on supermarket checkout lines. I like dirty big pints of stout. I like to write. I like the lighter side of life. I believe in you and me. I'm like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for life--in any form. I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God..... I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. I try to Live every day like it's my last. You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough. . I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes. Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night. I can drink alot and fight or i can enjoy a glass of merlot and talk about shakespeare or politics. its your choice. Most of the time ill just tell you to shut up and kiss me. Its been a long day. Where we going?