Interests
You are not drunk
If you can lie on the floor
Without holding on
The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
You get to meet new people every day.
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
Is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
Music
I listen mostly to country but I love all kinds of music.
