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Male · From Roswell, GA · Joined on October 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 14th
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Male · From Roswell, GA · Joined on October 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 14th
15

Turn ons:
Eyes tell me everything I need to know. A vile sense of humor. Honesty, honor, responsibility, imagination. Kinky earns major Brownie points. I have a ruler and I know how to use it!
Turn offs:
Psycho hose beasts, couch potatoes, Janet Reno naked.


Activities:
Jazz guitar, good music, photography, cooking, reading, continual exploration, writing. I am remodeling a lake house.
Interests:
Developing alternative energy sources using baked beans and Slim Jims. So far I have set fire to 47 pairs of Levis and haven't flown more than 3 feet into the air...bummer.

Still trying to find my G spot.

Torturing the cerebrums of Liberals who value dogma rather than logic.

Torturing rabid conservatives who can't stay out of my bedroom or a woman's reproductive system.

Favorite Music:
Bela Fleck, Pink Floyd, Johnny A, it's friggin endless. My house is always full of music. No rap. no polka, no screeching opera.
Favorite TV Shows:
I watch educational and news shows. The only shows I watch with interest are Two and a Half Men, The Unit and Rescue Me.
Favorite Movies:
Thats a subject for endless conversation.

Quick favorites:

Waking Ned Devine
The Shipping News
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Life of Brian (see a pattern here)
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Reform School Girls (a classic in our time)

Favorite Books:
I think my in progress stack is down to 6 or 7 books.
Favorite Quotes:
"If it is a choice between righteousness or peace, I'll choose righteousness."
Teddy Roosevelt

"Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man."
George Patton

"Hating George Bush is like booing at the Special Olympics."
Wanda Sykes

"I like George Bush because he gets out of bed, yawns, scratches his balls and says, "Let's kill some f-cking terrorists."
Dennis Miller

The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.
George Orwell

"Those who ‘abjure’ violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf."
George Orwell



About Me:
Twisted and vile sense of humor, energy of three men, creative, funny, crazy, moody, sarcastic, goofy, nerdy, passionate, physical, loyal, patriotic.

Male · From Roswell, GA · Joined on October 14, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 14th
Interests
I am a biker, guitar player, photographer filmmaker and artist.

I am an old fart still attempting to serve my country in the military. Don't thank me! Do something nice for a soldier serving overseas. Send goodie packages, write to them. Just remember you sleep safely at night because some 20 year-old risking their life for you!

https://www.uso.org/

When I am not working, reading, playing the guitar (badly) or sleeping I try and ride as much as possible.


Dream trip.... a month riding motorcycle across New Zealand.

Every day above ground is a good day.

Stay tuned...

Love you long time.

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