Okay ... Here's the deal:
--- If you place me in your top 16, I'll let you have a cheap feel. But don't get carried away ! Two mins under the table during dinner and that's it.
--- If you place me in your top 8, I'll let you sleep with me. You get only one night, so make the best of it. Now, before you get too excited, there will be a few rules.
1- No practicing any of that weird stuff on me before you try it with your Hubby, BF or for that matter your GF!
2- No video taping ! I don't want anyone sending my Mom a link to YouTube watching me in action ! She still thinks i'm a virgin ...
3- No slipping any blue pills in my drink. This is not going to go on all night ! I have shit to do in the morning.
--- Leave two or more comments on any of my pics and you can have your way with me for a whole weekend ....

AND ... If you have an IQ over 2 digits, upbeat personality and a sense of humor, You only have to send an e-mail and we'll get married ..