So I'm 26ish I think, married with four lovely but diablical children, well not the little one but she hasnt grown into her horns yet. I'm currently a disabled veteran from my time in the wonderful US Army but its cool cause then I get to sit around all day and watch TV and teach my kids how to not be punk asses. Hurray for me.10/25/06I'm starting an online diary here for everyone to see how wonderful my life is. Today I took a shit that smelled so bad my wife couldn't go in the bathroom for half the afternoon. My bowels rule.10/27/06I went to the dentist today to get two filling done in my molars and now I feel worse than I did without them. I fucking hate the god damn dentist! And to make it worse I had to walk around all novacained up and blabber like an R-Tard for a few hours. I couldn't even drink anything and shit I was thirsty. Oh yeah, I get out of the army on he 15th now. Yay me!10/30/06So I was just thinking I could possibly go ahead and get a few other guys with the same sick sence of humor that I have and I could begin a travelling dark comedy show with death metal, blood, guts, dick and fart jokes, and pirates cause pirates kick ass. If anyone thinks this would be a good idea then go out, get the cutest puppy you can find, and drop kick if off a bridge. Make sure you record the sounds so I can use it in my show. ( man i'm fucked up today...)10/30/06 (part 2)I really want another tattoo. Someone should either do it for me or buy me one. That's it.10/30/06 (part 3)yeah so I think I'm gonna get a pirate tattoo. Yeah.12/10/06So I've been out of the army now for a few weeks. It's awsome. Anyone gots some good pot?12/19/08Online diary my ass. It's been over two years since I've been here go figure. Little updates...Had another baby with the wife. A beautiful little girl, Olivia Marie.I found some good pot eventually.I think I'm getting pink eye.I moved far far away from NC. I guess my grandmother seeing a crack deal go down just down the street from our house gave her a good reason to loan us money to move about a year and half ago.Heroes is my new favorite show. Gotta love netflix.