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45 Year Old
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From Johnstown, NY·
Joined on April 29, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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100 things every man needs to know
I had a crazy uncle that was on his death bed along time ago. He said boy there’s a 100 things a man needs to know in live to survive. And here's 39 of them.
A virgin don't never drive a z28 Never bet the ranch on your prostate If its got an Adams apple it prolly a man Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand She didn't accidentally get good in bed You cant join the church if your already dead A work uniform ain't totally nude brim and bass ain't seafood When there's guns in the house one better be your Don't be naked next to any fishing lures If she's selling girl scout cookies she's prolly to young If u say I do then you better be the ugly one Don't ever let a bald man barrow your comb Never play strip poker in a nursing home Don't blame your pallbearers if they don't show , if your getting buried during the super bowl Let people barrow money and they'll leave u alone Never fry bacon without a shirt on Never spray water on a hornets nest A woman rarely aces the drivers test The sign prolly really don't mean massage never threaten anybody in camouflage Say you love her till she lays down the butcher knife Never put the moves on the bosses wife she's messing around on you if your briefs don't fit Never trust a hitchhiker to baby sit Cosmo is never in a happy home You can't cut a deal with a kidney stone A politician ain't got no hmo Washing her hair means she don't wanna go Don't ridicule a biker about he's tattoo If you been married 9 times hell maybe it's you Doom ain't the same as donkey Kong If he's wearing high heels you prolly raised him wrong The clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates Don't rent a room from a man named Bates A tank tops never worn by a billionaire Stevie ray Vaughn missed a note here and there How many get to heaven no one knows But hell's gonna be assholes and elbows
And then he and then he died, crazy old bastard rolled over and died. Never did tell me what the other 61 things were. So if any body out there know , let me know.
45 Year Old
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From Johnstown, NY·
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Born on April 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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