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45 Year Old · Male · From Schenectady, NY · Joined on April 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 26th · I have a crush on someone!
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45 Year Old · Male · From Schenectady, NY · Joined on April 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 26th · I have a crush on someone!
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First...I'm not really a midget. That's a long, private joke that I won't get into here. I do not make fun of little people, so don't get that idea.
All that said...here for fun, hanging out, FuMafia, etc. I will NEVER spend money on this website to purchase little animated GIF files or whatever. If it ain't free, I don't need it.
I love Fu-drama, please by all means bring some to my page. I'll hold your hand, give you a shoulder to cry on, etc.
I don't want to see your penis. Already have one, thanks.
Don't have AIM or any of that new-fangled gobbledy-gook.
Love Chinese food, hate beans of all kinds.
Think that's it...you have all the secrets of my soul now.
Aren't you lucky.

What color DOES a Smurf turn when you choke it? I have no idea...

45 Year Old · Male · From Schenectady, NY · Joined on April 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 26th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Music of any genre, movies of any type, video games of almost any kind (but I'm definetly retro...love me some DOS now and then)
Enjoy playing drums/guitar/bass (not at the same time usually)
Enjoy doing laundry, nature walks, skin exfoliation, talking to Internet trolls and giggling at what sad little people they are, reading political/religious debates and asking the computer screen, "CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET THE F**K ALONG?!"
And cheese. Love me some cheese.
Music
Damn near anything.
Tool, Lynard Skynard, Avenged Sevenfold, Boston, Skillet, Kansas, A Perfect Circle, Molly Hatchet, Cracker, 38 Special, Cracker again because they are warrior poets of music, Rush, Pantera, Charlie Daniels, Ludacris, vadrum videos from Youtube, Foo Fighters, ancient folk songs no one has ever heard, and assorted other stuff.
This is a sampling of my schizophrenic music taste.

Movies
Get back with you later on that. Although, kinda hard to go wrong with the Dark Crystal...
Idols
I cast down the false ones.
Video Games
Tony Hawk whatever, Tropico, anything Wii, Ultima Online, Warcraft 2 (no, not WoW...the old one), ancient NES and SNES games, ancient DOS games, pretty much anything but Pong.

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