Over 16,534,856 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 17,690,922

Stats for May 5

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0

Cinco de Mayo Stats: Given

Cat Bloody Maria Cervesita Half Peso
0 0 0 0 0
62
695
Completed Points
36 Year Old · Female · From Denver, CO · Joined on May 2, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 8th
14
36 Year Old · Female · From Denver, CO · Joined on May 2, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 8th
14

I would like to start off with...I cuss like a sailor and thats not going to change no matter what anyone says. I am the fucking most AWESOME bitch you will ever MEET and my favorite word is CUNT. I live my life how I want to live it, not how others think I should.

I dictate my own happiness. Its all up to me.

Names Amber, some call me Maber, or Pet Slut...you can call me whatever pretty much, its pretty hard to offend me. I've been called so many different names it doesn't even matter.

I'm human, I make mistakes, get over it, because I have and I do.

I respect honesty more than anything. I'm strait up and to the point, blunt as FUCK, no sugarcoating. There is pretty much no filter between my brain and my mouth. You either find that totally amusing or completely annoying. Its all a matter of preference i suppose. People generally love me or hate me. There isn't really a median.

I can't STAND people who show off, constantly talk about themselves, are self absorbed, or selfish. I can't stand arrogance. Makes me want to cunt punt a bitch.

I'm not stupid. I LOVE TO LAUGH! I'm a bitch. I'm a dork. I'm proud of it. I'm an Aquarius. I'm a little morbid. I don't care what people think. I'm EXTREMELY clumsy. My mom used to say she shouldn't send me out of the house with out a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads. What fun is life if you can't fall down, get a little banged up, and pick yourself back up and say "That was fucking FUN. Lets do it again!" I'm crazy as hell!I LOVE TO LEARN! I LOVE COMFORT! I'm lazy. I LOVE MUSIC of pretty much any kind, but my favorite is probably Ska! I HATE drama! I'm very protective of the people I care about. I'm a pretty random person. I absolutely LOVE quotes. I find if there is something I can't put into words I can find a quote that fits pretty much perfectly.

Motto I try to live by now: "Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead, that is where your future lies."~Ann Landers
So basically, JUST LET GO AND DON'T DWELL ON THE PAST. If you're living in the past you aren't living. I'm a good person, with a good heart. I know this, so that's all that matters to me!

36 Year Old · Female · From Denver, CO · Joined on May 2, 2010 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 8th
Interests

Music, Books, Family, Tatoos, Body piercing, Vanilla, Purple, Psychology, Haunted Houses Places, Kisses, Funny People, Laughter, Open Minded People, Sarcasm, Girls, Making People Laugh, Boys, The City, Driving, Tv, Sleep, Species, Orange soda, Cherry Kool Aid, Comedians, The Night, The Sky, Laffy Taffy, Rooftops, Individuality, New Experiences, Meeting New People, Diversity, Coffee, Hot chocolate, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Mario Bros., Duck Hunt, Yup, I'm Old School, Coloring Hair, Epidemeology, Gummy Bears, Salt water taffy, Airheads, Starburst, Gum, Peanut Butter M and Ms, Reeses Pieces, Horror, Attitude, Mountains, Animals, The Renaissance, Texting, Camping
Movies

The Ugly Truth, My Best Friend's Girl, Fast & Furious, Resevoir Dogs, The Number 23, The Departed, Employee of the Month, Saw III, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, THE OUTSIDERS, Rumble Fish, Simon Birch, Harry Potter, Star Wars Movies, Clay Pigeons, Waiting..., Flicka, Click, What About Bob?, National Treasure, The Hole, Saturday Night Fever, Imagine Me & You, But I'm a Cheerleader, Just Friends, The Princess Bride, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Breakfast Club, Fern Gully, Cry-Baby, SLC Punk!, Spun, Girl, Interrupted, Less Than Zero, The Wedding Singer, The Wedding Crashers, Strangeland, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, Big Daddy, Liar Liar, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Monster-in-Law, The Postman, Lord of War, Frailty, Creepshow, The Evil Dead, Faces of Death, The Birdcage, Grease, The Color Purple, Walk the Line, Cry Wolf, Waynes World 2, The Descent, A Knight's Tale, Clueless, Drop Dead Gorgeous, I love pretty much any Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, and Happy Madison film.

there are so so soooooo many more movies I love I can't name them all

Latest Status

  • Maberzz Everyone's all hell yea Obama won! Or ahh fuck Romney lost :( I'm just over here like hell yea taco salads for dinner! Ahh fuck I think were outta cheese :( lol
    11 years ago · Comment

Activity Feed

Activity Stats
Profiles
Liked
Profiles
Rated
Blasts
Liked
Photos
Liked
0000
This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.837 seconds on machine '191'.