I am an actor that lives in the northeast Georgia mountians. I enjoy wild amounts of sex, alcohol, and scalding scarcastic humor. I am currently working on a plan to start my own militant group of heterosexual males and feamles that will be willing to undergo hundreads of hours of training in order to make sure that Keaneu Reeves doesn't get another cool role that he can utterly f*@$ up. Books have lost meaning for me but I still read them to pass the time before my next beer and I also enjoy nude pictures of other peoples girlfriends. Most of this is fluff and stupid lifestyle commentary because I don't know who I'm talking too, however I do hope that someone may read this find it slightly amusing and want to start a rapport with me then we may actually get down to the root of what is actually going on in the psyche of a near-thirty, over-sexed, pompus actor that has no respect for himself and few others. Have I whet your appitite for senseless self-bashing and unabated perversion? Gooood!