41 Year Old
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Female
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From Wisconsin·
Joined on March 28, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 30th
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8 different people have a crush on me!
41 Year Old
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Female
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From Wisconsin·
Joined on March 28, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 30th
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8 different people have a crush on me!
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41 Year Old
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Female
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From Wisconsin·
Joined on March 28, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 30th
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8 different people have a crush on me!
Dearest Storm, Happy Tuesday! May the hands of happiness give you a full body massage, with a happy ending, while you daydream of me playing Austrian folk songs on my ukulele.
Happy Easter!! The first Sunday after the full moon. A day to remember that Christ has risen and he will return. A day to reaffirm your faith and assure your place in heaven. A day to go to church and eat lots of food, not necessarily at church. Then an afternoon of feeling bloated and just want to nap while relatives yap about their aches, pains and troubles in life. Then of course you have to eat dessert. Make yourself even more miserable and blowing the diet youve worked so hard to maintain. Then you finally get home and remember that tomorrow is Monday and all the BS starts over in the morning, when all you want to do is get that bra off and scratch underneath your boobs and collapse in a chair in an oversized t shirt. You are probably pretty tired if you read this thing all the way through. Again, Happy Easter......Jesus lives.....
Good Morning Ms. Storm, Happy Good Friday!! I pray this day brings you peace and love or if you dont leave me a comment back, I hope you get constipated. This day is also World BiPolar Day. We need to remember those suffering from bipolar disease and show them compassion and love or we can ignore them all and put them in institutions. Love is the theme of the day. its Good Friday, the day Jesus Christ, I can't believe guy is bring drama to my page. I need to kick his a**. Remember....love
Happy Thursday! As the month of March comes to a close, I think its time to reflect on a few things. March is Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month. I pray you have spent some time considering making a rescued guinea pig a part of your family. Guinea Pigs are special pets and a rescued guinea pig is just that much more special. Even if its not the month of March, please consider adopting a rescued guinea pig into your family. Don't forget to brush your teeth twice per day and wipe properly after a BM
Greetings and Salutations! Happy Wednesday! Today is National Hot Tub Day in the USA as well as National Eat an Eskimo Pie Day. I can say that I love relaxing in a hot tub and I love eating pie. I've eaten a piece of pie that was on the edge of a hot tub once. I dont think she was an Eskimo though, maybe a little Norwegian. Its was silky, so maybe a little French. I pray your day will and up with some time in a hot tub or even eating some pie, as Eskimo one of course....to celebrate the day.
Happy Monday! Today is National Plant A Flower Day!! I've never planted a flower, i've watered a flower, smelled a flower, even tasted a flower...never planted one. I do love planting my seed....oh so deeply, planting my seed as much as possible....Inside, outside, anywhere my seed is wanted, I will plant it.....
To The Storm of Perfection I say to you, Good Morning and Happy Tuesday!! Its National Oreo Cookie Day!! Ya know, an oreo cookie is like a woman. Sometimes you want to spread it open and lick the creamy center...then there are times you want to grind it up and stick it in ice cream. Have a stupendous day!!
Good Morning and Happy Sunday! Im not happy today. We as a society do not do enough to prevent hemorrhoids. Please, eat your fruits and vegetables. Maybe try some high fiber drinks or cereals....treat your butthole right and it will take care of you for a lifetime. Have an outstanding day!
Greetings and Salutations! Happy Saturday! Today I come to you as a concerned friend. Please Please Please, return your shopping carts to one of the cart corrals or store itself. This world would be a better place if we help out our men and women on cart duty. Take these words and have a simply beautiful day!
Have a wonderful and exciting Sunday.
