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| | Amazingly Simple Home Remedies |
| created @ 12/10/2007 12:45 pm |
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of
> boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will
> instantly remove itself.
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> 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold while you chop.
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> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
> by using the shower.
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> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
> bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
> veins. Remember to use a timer.
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> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
> prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after
> you hit the snooze button.
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> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
> then you will be afraid to cough.
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> 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
> it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't
> move and does, use the duct tape.
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> 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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