35 Year Old
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Female
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From Tampa, FL·
Joined on May 19, 2017
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Born on June 29th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
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You're too ugly to be stuck up
"If you can't say anything nice, at least sit by me so I can listen in!"
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find someone whose life gives them vodka and have a party!
I just cant help it, sarcastic bitch is built in.
I'm not a bitch, I just have a low bull shit tolerance
I'm allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm.
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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35 Year Old
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Female
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From Tampa, FL·
Joined on May 19, 2017
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Born on June 29th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Bacon, weed, music, good sex, good weed, fun times, fun people, bacon, anime, fucking, bacon, MOTHER FUCKING BACONNNN, pizza, Chinese food, the colors green, black, and pink, IMVU, the Sims 4, bacon, vodka, weed.
I like stimulating conversations, meaningful relationships and educated people. If you can conjugate properly and know how to use contractions, we're gonna get on well. Not to say that there's no use for people who can't do these things. We'll always need crash dummies ;)
Music
You ready? The list is rather long and eclectic...
Punk, Oi Punk, Nu-metal, Grunge, Thrash, Garage Rock, Alt Rock, Indie, Jazz, Folk, (very, very little) Pop, (also very little) Rap, Old school R&B, Dubstep, House, Trance, EBM, probably some other shit... -shrugs-
Video Games
I play a lot of MMORPGs and single player RPGs. I have an XBOX one, and a gaming laptop....SchwiftyChick...
Latest Status
Double Suicide ... NSFW album open for a short while...shhhhhh...it's a secret ;)
