a man goes in to a whore house and says to the madam mam im 40 yrs old and im a virgin can u help me she said well i think i can how much money do u have he said five dollars she said then get on down the road sir he said mam u dont understand im 40 yrs old and im still a virgin the madam said ok ok go up to the top of the stairs and first door on the left ask for sandpaper sally so he did he goes in to c this beautiful woman and thinks hell yea i lose it to this they start fucking and he says honey this is ruff she says ok hang on and goes in the bathroom she comes out five minutes latr and they start she asks better? he says much better what did u do she said i picked the scabs and let the puss run.figured ud like a joke