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43 Year Old · Female · From Benson, NC · Invited by: truevil · Joined on July 4, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 23rd · 18 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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43 Year Old · Female · From Benson, NC · Invited by: truevil · Joined on July 4, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 23rd · 18 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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I'm 27, and I don't have any kids. I spend alot of my free time traveling, especially to the sobx, and Las Vegas of course. I love catching local bands on a patio somewhere. I listen to rock music, country and rap in very small doses. I'm a smartass, independant, and what some would call selfish. I love fishing, football, college basketball, and concerts. I'm here for friends and not much more. I'm a hairstylist and I love it. I have a low tolerance for bullshit and I don't care for ignorant people. I think Mind of Mencia blows Dave Chappelle out of the water. I love people who say whats on their mind. I love piercings and tattoos, and I wish I had more of both. I'm always trying to do something different, I don't want to look or act like the rest of the population, how boring! I'm a Gemini too, that should explain it!
Oh! and I hate stupid ass bulletins about how I'm gonna die if I don't repost..or I'll never have sex again..(as if)..or I'll have 20 years of bad luck..(wtf!)
Let's revise this a bit....................................
Seeing how there are only a handful of people within a 100 mile radius close to where I live, let me save you some trouble. I don't have a cam that is available for random use. I have no interest in seeing you whack off on your cam, sorry it just doesn't do anything for me. If I want to see you play with your dick, "live and in person" you'll be the very first person I let know. Ok? Please don't make the crucial mistake of sending me a message asking, " Do you want to cam?, or 8.6" inches of cock, you interested?" If you do send me one of these messages or anything similar, that lets me know you don't fucking listen, or rather you can't read. You pick, whichever adjective describes you best.
If your offended by the above, perhaps you should make use of the lil' x at the top right of your screen, and get the fuck off my page! Buh bye!
I find that my profile is under constant construction. If I haven't made it clear enough in previous paragraphs, perhaps you'll catch it this time around.
Don't be mistaken, I'm not lonely, nor am I looking for something substantial. I am here for friends, and friends only. While I think that this is clear enough, I realize there are still some that just won't get it, so I'll continue...
I do hate to sound like a bitch, yet I do love to get my point across. Do you think I'd like to see the most flattering picture you possess of your penis? Do you feel that you are different, and you truly have an edge that puts you and your cock above the rest? Do you swear that if I'll just look at it and get to know you, that I'll change my mind? WRONG! I won't, if I suddenly desire to see your penis, I'm sure you'll find me snooping around on your profile. Thats your sign, until then, don't offer, and don't piss me off by ignoring my disclaimer. Good Day!

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My page is not a place for you to share your unwanted opinions, thats what your page is for. Don't pretend to know me or judge me, you don't know shit. Don't assume that I want to know what you think about me, cause its gotta suck when your wrong!



43 Year Old · Female · From Benson, NC · Invited by: truevil · Joined on July 4, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on May 23rd · 18 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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Music, Sobx, beach, las vegas, bud light, nextel, the L word, grey's anatomy, house, the unit, dog, swimming, horses, fishing, FOOTBALL, college basketball, chicken wings, dancing, smoof lovin', friends, iguana's, sweet j, coffee, STARBUCKS, shopping,
You have a sexual IQ of 153


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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.




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