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| | Calling all ghetto booty!!! |
| created @ 12/29/2007 01:06 pm |
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I am writing a joke about ghetto booty for my stand up comedy. All input welcome!
Here's what I have:
Ghetto booty is great! So many people love the ghetto booty... But there are some drawbacks...
Pants never fit right... Get the gap in the back if you don't have a belt and if you do have a belt it has to cinch up around the waist. And that old "one size fits all" crap. I see "one size fits all" the first thing I think of is "does not fit me".
Another thing... Having to pull the accumulated hair out of the crack after every shower.. uggh!
The overwhelming need to shake your ass at passing cars playing hip hop.
Farts always sound like a crowd of people clapping.
Always have to spead the cheeks with sitting on the can so you don't have as much area to wipe.
Thats all I have so far but to make this a mumm: |
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