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40 Year Old · Male · From San Jose, CA · Joined on July 15, 2010 · Born on January 3rd · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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40 Year Old · Male · From San Jose, CA · Joined on July 15, 2010 · Born on January 3rd · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I'm an open book... just a difficult one to read. I don't recommend trying to figure me out. I'll gladly answer any question, but don't ask if you're looking for a specific answer because you probably won't get the one you're looking for. I'm interested in anyone that can teach me something new, anyone that can speak an exotic foreign language (or fake an exotic foreign accent well), girls that can kick my ass, guys that sing better than me, and anyone that can dance. I play the piano and guitar, I sing, dance, rollerblade, practice martial arts, and I look good naked. I can cook, but not very often (I try to keep to as close to a raw diet as I can, even though I'll devour a Big Mac from time to time), I read but not as much as I write. And I love...

Rules:
1: I am not going to add you to yahoo messenger or MSN. First, I'm not going to install them. Screw that noise. Second, that's like meeting someone at a Starbucks and asking if they'd like to sit and talk, and them saying, "Yeah, Sexy. Meet me in the dumpster around the corner at the end of the dark sketchy alley behind the Sears down the street from here."
2: You should never flirt with a machine, even if you don't mind sleeping with them. Who do you know has foreplay with their sex toys!? So for that reason, if you are a chat bot, I'd appreciate it if you would politely go fuck yourself. I am not going to add you, especially if you are a Ginger little white girl from the Philippines (just doesn't belong) that "loves my picture" or calls me sexy in every sentence. Don't get me wrong, I love Philippinos. They're some of my favorite people. I just don't like chat bots that speak broken English. If you really want me to see you on cam, start a relationship with me based on communication and we can Skype sometime.
3: If you send me a "drink", send a message with it. Even something like, "Hey." Makes a huge difference.
4: I'll tell you pretty much ANYTHING you want to know, as long as you're not being creepy.
5: I'll show you pretty much ANYTHING you want to see, as long as you're not being creepy.
6: Only cute girls that are above my standards may reserve the right to be creepy with me.
7: I have really, really high standards.
8: If you're a fan of country music, PETA, the criminal justice system, or artificial sweeteners, you're wasting your time. Live in Mifflintown, PA? Wasting your time. Virgin? Wasting your time. Mormon? Wasting your time, unless you're very open minded. Afraid to speak your mind? Treat others like shit? Stressed out all the time? Don't bathe regularly? Mustache thicker than mine? You are wasting your time.

And to clarify, I'm not a dick but if my behavior can be viewed that way sometimes, it's only because it's the most efficient way I've found to filter out the black holes, the people that suck the life out of life, and get to the true people. I'm just a really cool dude looking for other cool people. Anything else you want to know, just ask. Like I said, I'll answer any question.

P.S. I swear a lot. Sorry...

40 Year Old · Male · From San Jose, CA · Joined on July 15, 2010 · Born on January 3rd · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I'm interested in martial arts, music, dancing, poetry, spirituality, "safe" drugs, cute fuzzy animals, in anyone that can teach me something new, anyone that can speak an exotic foreign language (or fake an exotic foreign accent well), girls that can kick my ass, guys that sing better than me, and anyone that can dance. I play the piano and guitar, I sing, dance, rollerblade, practice martial arts, and I look good naked. I cook, but not very often (I try to stay as close to a raw food diet as I can, even though from time to time I WILL mangle a Big Mac). I read but not as much as I write. And I love...
And a bunch of other stuff. Just ask...
Music
These are some artists, bands and musical groups that have done something amazing at some point, something that has shaped me from the thing I once was, to the thing I am now. Here's the list: 3 Doors Down, 3 Men And A Bass, 5 Finger Death Punch, 30 Seconds To Mars, 36 Crazy Fists, 46 Short, 1208, 10,000 Maniacs, A.F.I., A18, Action Tool Belt, Adagio, The Addicts, Aerosmith, Air, Alien Ant Farm, The Alkaline Trio, All Ages, All That Remains, Aloha, Amazing Transparent Man, Amber Pacific, Amethystium, Angels Of Venice, Angry Amputees, Anti-flag, Aphex Twin, Apoptygma Berzerk*, Aqua, Armsbendback, Assembledge 23, Atmosphere, Audra, The Autumn Offering, Avoid One Thing, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Bach, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Beethoven, Ben Folds Five, Ben Harper, Better Than Ezra, Bif Naked, Billy Idol, The Bitchin' Ayatolas, Bizet, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Bleed The Dream, Bleeding Through, Blind Iris, Blink-182*, Bob Dylan, Bobby Daren, Bobby McFerrin, Bouncing Souls, Box Car Racer*, Boy's Night Out, Brand New, A Break From Breathing, Breath, The Briefs, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, The Browns, Burnthe8track, Bush, Byzantine, Cake, Cameo, Caviar, Cevin Key, Cherry Poppin' Daddys, Chevelle, Chronic Future, Church, Clan of Zymox, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Crash Test Dummies, Cruxshadows, The Cure, Cursive*, D-12, Dance Hall Crashers, Dave Matthews Band*, Dazz Band, Dean Martin, Death By Stereo, Death Cab For Cutie, Debussy, Denver Harbor, Depeche Mode, Descendants, The Distillers, Disturbed, Dokken, Don't Look Down, The Doors, Down To Earth Approach, Dream Theater, E-40, El Duende, Dvorak, Early November, Echo And The Bunny Men, Eighteen Visions, Eminem, Evanescence, Everclear, Everlast, Exies, Expose The Flaw, A Faith Called Chaos, Faith & Disease, Faith And The Muse, Fear Before The March of Flames, Filter, Fischerspooner*, Five Horse Johnson, Flaw, Flight of the Concords, Flogging Molly, Flobots, Franz Ferdinand, Frequency Needs A Mate, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Front Line Assembly, The Fully Down, Funeral For A Friend, Future Sound Of London, Gavin Degraw, George Clinton, Ghost Of The Robot, The Girlfriend Experience, Go Betty Go, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, The Good Shakes, Gorillaz, Green Day, Green Jelly, Groove Armada, Guano Apes, Guns & Roses, Halestorm, Haujobb, Hawthorn Heights, Hazen Street, Henry Fiat's Open Sore, Hoobastank, Hookers, Hooty & The Blowfish, Hopesfall, Hot Hot Heat, Howie Day, In Gowan Ring, In Reverent Fear, Incubus, Informatic, Insipid, Irradio, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, The Jealous Sound, Jersey, Jimmy Eat World*, Joy Division, Juno Reactor, Kenna*, Kill Hannah*, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Kiss, KMFDM, Knockout, Korn, Lady Gaga, Lakeside, Lawrence Arms, Left Alone, Letter Kills, Lightweight Holliday, Linkin Park, Liszt, Lit, London Festival Orchestra, London After Midnight, Longview, Long Walk Home, Lords Of The Manor, Love Is Red, Lovedrug, Lovesongs, Lycia, Manhatton Transfer, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Matchbook Romance, Matchbox-20, Maxeen, Maya Over Eyes, Medina Lake*, Melee, Michael Pitt, The Midnight Evils, Midtown, Mike V And The Rats, Miss Flo, Modest mouse, Mos Def, Most Precious Blood, Motion City Soundtrack, Muenchner Symphoniker, Mumford and Sons, Muse, My Chemical Romance*, Near Miss, New Black, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Nirvana, No Doubt, NOFX, Nora, Oasis, The Offspring, Open Hand, Orange Goblin, Orb, Paint It Black, Panic! At The Disco*, Paris Texas, Pennywise, People Under The Stairs, Pepper, A Perfect Circle, A Perfect Murder, Peter Murphy, Peter Paul And Mary, Phathom (formerly Section 8), Piebald, Pixies, Planes Mistaken For Stars, Poe, Poison The Well, The Police, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Power And The Glory, Powerman 5000, Prefuse 73, Presidents Of The United States Of America, Primus, Prince (And The Revolution)*, Prodigy, Project Pitchfork, Puddle Of Mudd, Pulley, R.E.M., Radiohead, Ravel, The Real McKenzies, The Red Elvises, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Reel Big Fish*, Remy Zero, Replicator, Reverend Horton Heat, Rhapsody, Rhea's Obsession, Ricanstruction, Richard Cheese*, Rick James (bitch!), Rick Wakeman, Rise Against, Room 18, Rubber City Rebels, Rufio, Salt The Earth, Seal, Seatbelts, Seether, Semisonic, Sentenced To Burn*, Silverchair, Silver Sun Pickups, Simple Plan, Sleater Kinney, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Something Corporate, The Spill Canvas, Spin Doctors, SR-71, Staind, Stand And Fight, Static-X, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stills, Stone Temple Pilots, Story Told, Stranger By Day, Straylight Run*, Strike Anywhere, The Stooges (Iggy Pop), The Strokes, Stutterfly, Sugarcult, Sum 41*, Sunny Day Real Estate (I miss you), Superdrag, System Of A Down, T.I., Taking Back Sunday, Tantric, Tchaikovsky, Temple Of The Dog, Ten Foot Pole, Tenacious D*, They Might Be Giants*, Third Eye Blind, Threaded Sky, Throw Rag, Throwdown, Thursday, Tiger Army, Tonic, Train, Transplants, Trapt, UB40, Unit F, Unseen, Unto Ashes, Unwritten Law, Velvet Revolver, Violent Femmes, VNV Nation*, Voltaire, The Wallflowers*, Walls Of Jericho, Wheezer, Whitetown (remember them?), Wumpscut, Yellocard, Zao, Zwan, ANYTHING BAY DUBSTEP!!!, and just a couple others including my own stuff. Ask me to play you something sometime.
*=Awesome!
Are you still reading this? Wow.
Movies
This list intended for true cinephiles: 6ixtynine9, 10 Things I Hate About You, 12 Monkeys*, The 13th Floor, 21, 21 Grams, The 25th Hour, 28 Days Later*, 40 Days And 40 Nights, 40 Year Old Virgin, 50 First Dates, 2046, 3000 Miles To Graceland, The Abyss, Alegria, Alfie, Alien (all), Alien vs. Predator/AVP Requiem, American Beauty*, American History X*, American Me, American Psycho, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Bad(er) Santa, Batman (1/2/Begins/Dark Knight), The Beach, A Beautiful Mind, Big Fish, Black Circle Boys, Bloodsport, (John Carpenter's) Body Bags, Boondock Saints, The Borne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, Brainscan, Brokedown Palace, The Butterfly Effect*, Caligula, Camp Nowhere, The Cell, Chasing Amy, Cheaters, Child's Play (1/2/3), The Chronicles Of Narnia, C.H.U.D., The City Of Lost Children, Clerks (1+2), Closer, Corpse Bride, Cowboy Bebop (the movie and series), Crazy Beautiful, Creepshow (all), Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Crow (1+2), Daredevil, Dark City, Dawn Of The Dead, Dead Calm, Demolition Man, Desperado, Detroit Rock City, Dogma, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Donny Darko/S. Darko, The Dreamers*, Dune, Dutch, Edward Scissorhands, Enter The Dragon, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fear, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club*, Final Destination (all), Finding Neverland*, A Fish Called Wanda, Forest Gump, Foxfire, Freeway, Gangs Of New York, Gataca, Ghost Dog, Girl Interrupted, The Godfather (all), Good Will Hunting, The Goonies*, Great Expectations, The Great Outdoors, The Grudge, Hackers, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, Harry Potter (all), Heavy Metal, Hedwig And The Angry Inch*, Hellraiser (all), High Fidelity, House On Haunted Hill, I ♥ Huckabees, I. Robot, Immortality, Incognito, In The Company Of Wolves, In God's Hands*, Jacob's Ladder*, Junior's Groove, Gummo, K-Pax, Kick-Ass, Kids, Kill Bill (1+2), Kung Fu Hustle, Land Of The Dead, The Last Emperor*, The Last Samurai, Layer Cake, Leaving Las Vegas, Legends Of The Fall, Lemony Snicket's "A Series Of Unfortunate Events", A Life Less Ordinary, Lolita, Lord Of The Rings (all), The Lost Boys*, Lucky Number Sleven, Mallrats, El Mariachi, The Matrix (all), Memento*, The Mexican, Milk Money, Minority Report, Misery, Monster, Monster's Ball, Moulin Rouge, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Mulholland Falls, National Treasure, Natural Born Killers, Near Dark, A Nightmare Before Christmas, the "A Nightmare On Elm St." saga, Ninja Scroll, Not Another Teen Movie, La Nouba, Ocean's 11/ 12/ 13, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Once Were Warriors*, Orgasmo, Pecker, The People Under The Stairs, Phenomenon, Pirates Of The Caribbean (all), Pleasantville, Point Break, Poison Ivy, Pontypool, Powder, Prefontaine, Psycho, The Predator (1+2), The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, The Professional, The Prophecy (all), Pushing Tin, "Q", The Quest, Quidam, Rain Man, Ravenous, Requiem For A Dream*, Return Of The Living Dead (all), Ripe*, Rollercoaster, The Rundown, S.L.C. Punk, Saw (all)*, School Of Rock, Se7en*, Searching For Bobby Fischer, The Secret Of Nimh, The Secretary*, Set It Off, Seven Years In Tibet, Shawn Of The Dead, The Shawshank Redemption*, Shrek (all), Sin City*, Six String Samurai, Snatch, Snow Falling On Cedars, Spider-Man (1+2), Spirited Away, Stand By Me, Summer of Sam, Surf Ninjas, Suspect Zero, S.W.A.T, A Tale Of Two Sisters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (just the first one), The Terminator (1+2), Thinner, Titan A.E., Trainspotting, U-Turn, Uncle Buck, the "Underworld" saga, Unfaithful, Unleashed, Vanilla Sky, The Virgin Suicides, A Walk In The Clouds, The War, Wedding Crashers, Weekend At Bernie's, What Dreams May Come, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Who's Harry Crumb?, Willow, Wirey Spindell, The Wisdom Of Crocodiles, Wolf, X-Men (all), Zoolander, and anything with Jonny Depp, Christina Ricci, Jude Law, Helena Bonham Carter, Gary Oldman, Scarlett Johansen, Geoffrey Rush, Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis, Kevin Spacey, or Christopher Walken in it. Can't believe you're still reading all this...
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  • BKCatalonian Devil
    why dont you ever have drinks!? send a round and ppl will send them back, then you will never go dry!!!!hi btw, i missed you!

    13 years ago · Reply
  • BKCatalonian Devil
    oops, I forgot to say HEY when sending you those drinks. my bad.I had some doughnuts tonight, but it wasnt as good as eating cake.

    13 years ago · Reply
  • BKCatalonian Devil
    Your about me sections made me laugh. Although I think pretty much broke all of your rules. sorry. but I would buy you a soy green tea frappachino if I lived near you. Hope you had a great night AJ!

    13 years ago · Reply
  • Miss Gr33n 3y3sCatalonian Devil
    kg - Picture for Mehope your having a great weekend! xo

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  • Someone ⇒ Catalonian Devil
    vino -smirks- i see...cool cool, i tried to read that long paragraph on your page and failed.

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  • Someone ⇒ Catalonian Devil
    i'm doing good, just here in my room bored outta my mind. can't sleep, the dark scares me ...lol, what are you up too mr.?

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  • Someone ⇒ Catalonian Devil
    i think i can kick your ass -giggles-

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