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| | CHRISTMAS JOKE!!! |
| created @ 11/21/2007 05:08 am |
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THREE MEN DIED ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND WERE
MET BY SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES.
"IN HONOR OF THIS HOLY SEASON" SAINT PETER
SAID,"YOU MUST EACH POSSESS SOMETHING THAT
SYMBOLIZES CHIRSTMAS TO GET TO HEAVEN",
THE FIRST MAN FUMBLED THROUGH HIS POCKETS
AND PULLED OUT A LIGHTER. HE FLICKED IT ON,"IT
REPESENTS A CANDLE",HE SAID. YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES "SAINT PETER SAID
THE SECOMD MAN REACHED IN HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT A PAIR OF KEYS.HE SHOOK THEM AND SAID,
"THEY'RE BELLS",SAINT PETER SAID "YOU MAY PASS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES".
THE THIRD MAN JACK,STARTED SEARCHING
DESPERATELY THROUGH HIS POCKETS AND FINALLY
PULLED OUT A PAIR OF WOMENS PANTIES,
SAINT PETER LOOKED AT THE MAN WITH A RAISED EYEBROW AND ASKED,"AND JUST WHAT DO THESE SYMBOLIZE?"
THE MAN REPLIED,"THESE ARE CAROLS,"
AND SO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGINS...... |
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