Okay I guess today is as good a day as any to write a little something here about myself. Well not as good a day as any, since I'm doing this on a laptop and God knows I can't type worth a damn on this thing. I guess I'll keep it brief and update it more later. First off, I live in Orlando, FL and I'm married. I'm happily married, so I'm not here lookin to hook up or whatever. My wife is very beautiful, perhaps a little too beautiful for me, and she thinks the sun rises and sets in my pants (which, of course, it does). I'm just having fun and making friends. That being said, I AM a big flirt but I'm harmless. If you want pics that are NSFW you're on the wrong profile, not that I'm not incredibly well endowed, I just don't go waving it around at parties.
My profile pic has a story behind it, and I'll tell you here so on the off chance that you decide to read this nonsense it'll save me some typing later if we talk. It was April 16th, 2007 that my life changed forever. Dave Jr. came into this world screaming his sweet little head off. As they took him to clean him, his little angelic voice was screaming for his Daddy! They wrapped him up in that blanket you see him in, and handed him to his Mommy, and she tried to calm him down, but it was not until Daddy held him (only a minute or two) that he calmed and fell asleep. No pacifier, no breast feeding (my nipples were sore that day) just the love he felt from his father. My mother, his grandma, took the only camera we had handy, my cell phone, and snapped a picture destined to be one of the most beautiful, loving shots in my life. That picture adorns my profile, and will never change as my main. It also resides on my Capitol One credit card (no you can't have the number) and is the desktop wallpaper on numerous family computers, including my wife, myself, Grandma, and maybe more!
My son and I share a bond that few fathers share. My son loves me with all of his heart, and I him, moreso. He'd push his mom off a cliff to get to me, and I wouldn't have it any other way. If you have taken the time to read this sappy stuff, please, also, take the time to visit at least that one picture, and leave me a comment, let me know what you think. Thank you for visiting me and happy Fubar-ing.

~~~~~~~~~~ Friends Contest #2 - Scavenger Hunt ~~~~~~~~~~~~
EVERYONE CAN WIN SOMETHING!! If you have even 1 point you'll get a prize! The more points you get, though, the better your prize will be! There's 25 items total, that you'll need to guess from clues I make up and post HERE on my profile. See rules below for information on how the contest works! DO NOT UPLOAD YOUR ENTRIES INTO YOUR FOLDERS PLEASE, UNTIL AFTER THE WEEK'S SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED!