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Defense against "Dirty-Butt" Crackheads
created @ 02/23/2009 05:04 pm
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I go to sleep with my Glock 357. SIG handgun on my night stand next to my bed at all times. I was told by one of my buddies that it means that I'm paranoid.

I told him that I keep it there because if a stranger got that far into my house, that they deserve to get their head tapped by a hollow point!

So, Is it....

A). My first and last line of self-defense against "dirty-butts"
or
B). The voices in my head are talking dirty to me

No kids are in the house, just so you know.
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