It's crazy how good ad-men are. I'm sitting watching some afternoon telly while updating my audio collection and this add for Las Vegas, NV came on. Now this isn't the first time I've seen this particular advertisement and it's nowhere near the first time I've had the thought that came next but I felt as if this was the right time to share my entertaining brand of chaotic nonsense.
I've never really been to Vegas, I've never really had the money. Nor have I ever been attached to someone who had the funds to take a few days to gamble an abuse a hotel room in another state.I hope that one day I will have the luxury to just let loose in a hotel and break loose the doors of debauchery. When I do, I pray the hotel staff has a great sense of humor because I know I wouldn't want to pick up that much animal poo. So here's the plan. Once checked in, load each lift with puppies, kittens, bunnies, etc. That would be ridiculously funny.