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MuMM: Make up My Mind!
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Doorbell
created @ 12/14/2007 11:00 am
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Woman gives an advertisement in a newspaper that she wants to marry. 3 conditions...the guy must not beat her...must not run after her and must be good in bed...Next morning her doorbell rings...she opens the door and finds a crippled man on a wheelchair...he tells her that he wanna marry and as he has no legs and no hands he can neither beat her nor run after her...woman finally asks...r u good in bed? the man answers...HOW THE FUCK DO U THINK I RANG THE DOORBELL?

so the question goes like...is he really good in bed?
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