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| | Dumb question...... |
| created @ 07/25/2008 09:48 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond
like this?.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder
dog, at Wal-Mart and was in the check out line.
A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her 'No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting the Purina Diet again.
I probably shouldn't', I
continued, 'because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.
I awoke in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I'm giving it another go'.
I told her that 'it's essentially a perfect diet, the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and I need to lose a few more pounds'. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my story.
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Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her 'No, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit both of us'.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
A -- When asked a dumbass question, does the person asking just want conversation.
B -- Are they just stupid and deserve a smart ass answer? |
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