Have an Awesome Day Squeeeeeze!!!You've been given a hug.I WANT ONE BACK!

YOU HAVE BEEN SHAGGED! Ho-ho (sorry, that sounds like you've been shagged by Santa but really it was by me, but I don't mind dressing as Santa if you want to be kinky like that). RULES: 1 - Oh bum, do I need to write any rules?2 - You can shag the person who shagged you, although that's not really a choice because it takes two to tango, and shag, and shag whilst tangoing.3 - You must not shag any of the pets belonging to the person who shagged you, or any of their furniture or electrical appliances4 - During shagging, wearing protection is highly recommended. I'd suggested wearing a Ronald McDonald costume and singing about your love of dung.5 - If my mother walks in on us, we're rehearsing for a play about an inflatable Adam and Eve and we've reached the scene where I'm trying to re-inflate you with my pump. Your shouts of"oh God!" were to the person playing God who is auditioning with us.6 - Six, sounds like sex doesn't it! *sniggers like a school boy* 7 - Do you have any sisters? No reason. Just thought I'd ask. This is about showing everyone that I care about you. OK, that's not it's real porpoise, or even purpose, it's actually to say that I want to fuck you until your eyes pop out, then we put them back in and start again. S.H.A.G Stands for:Spelling Hasn't Improved Since SchoolWe'll SHAG forever! Or until something good comes on TV. There's no need to send this to anyone because they already know we shagged. I've already put the video up on You Tube and I'm bragging about it to everyone because you're the best shag I've ever had, or at least that hasn't resulted in 3rd degree burns, a restraining order or a course of antibiotics. It must be love! Get 1 back - you need your eyes tested Get 2 back - looking promising for some group sexGet 3 back - you'd better order a bigger bedGet 4 back - a virgin birth and now this! Get 5 back - your knees may never touch again

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YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity

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Hi sweetie I came by to show you some LOVE!!!It's Monday and I am trying to forget that!Have a great day!!!!Stay safe :)Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!Love, Marissa

I HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without afriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!""......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN!"