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IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THOUGH THE HOUSE EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE. DAD AT THE WHORE HOUSE MOM SMOKIN GRASS AND I'D SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS. THEN OUT ON THE LAWN THERE AROSE SUCH A CLATTER I SPRANG FROM MY PIECE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER! HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT FUCKER FELL. HE FILLED ALL THE STOCKINGS WITH PRETZELS AND BEER AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER! HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH ONE HELL OF A FART THAT SON OF A BITCH BLEW MY CHIMNEY APART! HE SWORE AND HE CURSED AS HE FLEW OUT OF SITE PISS ON YOU AND AND HAVE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!
