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| created @ 06/18/2007 12:45 am |
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A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, Looking for a man who wont beat me, wont run out on me, and is good in bed. Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.
Im here in response to your personal ad, he says. I dont have arms, so I cant beat you. And I dont have legs, so I cant run out on you.
But I need a good lover too, she replies.
I rang the doorbell, didnt I? |
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