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Bend, OR
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created @ 11/18/2017 12:19 pm
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Went out to breakfast and the waiter asked what I wanted. I started with a UTI and a large kidney stone, followed by a side of bruised ribs. Finished with a hematoma chaser. I was so excited that I tripped over a chair, broke and dislocated a finger. The waiter asked what that was. I call it a bloody mary.
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