Ok, I can't imagine anyone goving a toss, but this is me :)

Born in Darwin, NT Australia. The youngest of three kids and I was DEFINATELY an accident. Father was in the Air Force so we moved around a lot. I don't recommend this as a good way to raise a family.
When I was three we got blown out of Darwin by Cyclone 'Tracy'.
We then moved to Penang, Malaysia for four years and I started school there. Came back to OZ and we moved around some more for a total of 6 homes during my childhood.
OK, even I'm getting bored so I'm switching to point form ok?
I had a christian upbringing but am now agnostic...at best.
I learn very quickly and intuitively but don't like to apply myself.
My IQ is 141. But only on a good day and after 3 espressos. It's 41 before the coffees ;)
I can't play chess to save myself - I'm absolutely, laughably hopeless.
I'm divorced. No kids.
I drive too fast. (Update: I'm reformed!)
I ride waaaaay too fast. (Ummmm. Nope, still applies)
I skydived 5 times and stopped as I ran out of money while changing careers. I progressed enough to leave the plane unassisted and Now I'm too gutless to do it again. I don't miss the nightmares. I do miss the high and the stress relief.
I drink scotch. No mixer, just ice. I used to do it because I thought it made me look sexy. Now I really do like it :)
Coffee? I'm a junky. Short Black, no sugar. No calories ;)
I looooove red wine.
I have just bought a webcam. I love it. I'll get over it quickly though. (Update: Yep, over it)
I'm getting old. But it's nowhere near as bad as getting fat.
I'm a diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive but I'm 99% on top of it. I no longer have any symtoms at all unless under extreme stress and very tired.
I dropped out of high school and became a motor mechanic. 10 years later I went back and studied to become a computer programmer. I've been doing approximately that for seven years. Yes, your math is right, I'm 36. *gasp!*
I don't sleep much.
I almost always spend too much on gifts. It's easier than exerting yourself and buying something thoughtful.
I don't fit into my family very well. I'm not close to any of them.
I look like my mother (damnit!) but am probably more like my father in all other ways.
I'm 6'1" and I like being tall(ish).
I'm bored again, maybe more later...