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created @ 01/25/2007 07:34 pm
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The "Attention Monkey" (AM) - This person is terminally lonely and for good reason. When you read the AM's posts you get the impression he was tied to a street sign with his cheap woollen scarf on his way home from school. Every day. The AM offends 8 out of 10 people consistently. If someone said, "I think Nelson Mandela's speech yesterday was outstanding! He completely understands the disenfranchised and addresses these issues with compassion, grace and dignity." The AM will say, "I dunno, he probably should still be in prison. Maybe Mandela's really a jerk underneath it all". The AM posts on every thread in a community but adds nothing to the discussion. The AM also starts blogs asking why the check out girl took too long at Tesco's. The AM is about as appealing as an oozing leper at a baby shower.
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