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From Atlantic Beach, FL·
Joined on September 9, 2008
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Born on December 20th
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3 different people have a crush on me!
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PLEASE DO NOT RIP MY PICS. THEY ARE MY PROPERTY AND UNLESS WE ARE FRIENDS AND YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING FOR ME AND ASK...DO NOT RIP. THANK YOU. ALL IN CAPS FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heya Becky. From the"Sounds Naughty but it really isn't" files comes this: You cannot eat me unless you lick me...said the ice cream. Hope you have a great Saturday!
Heya Becky. I've decided that my smoke detectors really aren't alerting me to something, but they are simply cheering me on when I cook. Hope you have a great Thursday!
Heya Becky. There are two versions of golf one can play. Outdoors, the object is to get the ball in the hole in as few strokes as possible. Indoors is the reverse, take as many strokes as you can. Sadly, when I play either, I do the reverse of what you are supposed to do. LOL Hope you've had a great Saturday!
Heya Becky. Jedi Urban Legend says Luke Skywalker's hand was never found after being cut off by Darth Vader. But, in reality, it was found by a little girl named Wednesday Adams, who re-animated the hand, and re-named it 'Thing'. . Hope you have a great Wednesday!
Heya Becky. While Forrest Gump may not have been the smartest person on earth, even he knows Jenny's number is 867-5309. - You're welcome for the earworm.. Hope you have a great Friday!
Heya Becky. *Adult Content Warning* - A woman goes to her doctor, and says"I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my lady-parts." After the exam, the doctor says"Those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas." . Hope you have a great Wednesday!
Heya Becky. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the Reception was excellent! - Hope you have a great Friday!
Heya Becky. I recently realized that shadow is simply confirmation that light traveled 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be prevented from reaching the ground by...me! Hope you have a great Sunday!