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Joke of the day!!!
created @ 01/9/2007 05:37 am
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the
cop said. "Did Santa
bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a
$5 ticket for a safety
violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the
back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse you've got there
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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