imikimi - Customize Your World

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40ish (45) male, strange sense of humor....so I'm told..........I don't really believe them though, out for a good time with friends,I think that they are pulling my leg, and anyone I don't know if there is a party going on, in and around the Houston area and with my friends in New Orleans, Pensacola, Mobile, Perdido Key, and Tuscaloosa

You Are 100% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the HOOK FOO!!!! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.

I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago MoFo!
You're not subtle, but you don't want to be.Your smooth, fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get the HELL out of the way. In a world full of sheeple, you're a raging bull.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
According to this reading, you are 150% sexually hot!
According to experts, I am : 93% KinkyTake the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
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You have a sexual IQ of 1,000,002,021,598,0236,012,009.3
When it comes to sex, you are a superior genius expert. You have the most experience of anyone, and sex interests you so you so much you think about it all day and night 24/7. You know more about it than you let on, and for good reason.....you wouldn't want to have to kill anyone. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. You could boil water from 20 paces by just looking at it. Even Chuck Norris bows down to you sexual knowledge and ask for advice on a regular basis. Most men would kill for just 1/1,000,000,000,000,000 of your knowledge.

Demonstrations given upon request.Void where prohibited by law (and most husbands)
No purchase necessary.

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Certain restrictions may apply


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You Are 100% Texas

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo!

Which Family Guy Character Are You? Brian Cheers, your Brian, your a good friend to those around you and are quite witty and humorous, you do have a drinking problem, however that only adds to your cool character Personality-Emotion Quizzes