out Ladelthia
*PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GRAVY, READ MY FRIKIN PROFILE!*
*NO THUGS, DRUG HEADS, IDIOTS, OR CREEPERS*

I am really here just trying to find people to hang out with. I don't have a lot of friends that I actually get to do things with. I want to find some people to have fun times with. I want to go to the park and act silly, go to the mall, go out to eat, see a movie, or just anything really. I like to fish and do outdoor activities. I enjoy crafts. I love to watch movies or some shows and just relax. I play a lot of video games. I love animals and have several! I have rats, ferrets, and chinchillas. I need new people in my life. That is why I am here. If AFTER we become good friends, things start to turn toward the romantic side, I would not be opposed. Just don't go into this thinking we are skipping the friend part. Also, I am not a skinny stick of a girl. I am a curvy lady. I don't fit into a size anorexic. I am the perfect cuddling companion. I am soft, snuggly, and pleasant to hold.

Tid-Bits Of Insight:
I hate people that use the hacked down versions of words in conversations. Example: r u rly tht fkn lzy?
If you can't put the effort into communicating about everyday things, why should I expect you to put any effort into a friendship?

If you won't respect the fact that all I am looking for right now is a new group of friends, you shouldn't even bother messaging me.

I hate when people send me messages like "Hey there sexy....: or "Damn gurl...." or even "hey". If you want me to respond put a little effort into your message. Also don't be a creep/douche.

I can't say this enough: I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS! Don't message me looking to stick your heehee in my hoohoo. It isn't going to happen.

I love tattoos and have a large chest piece (see pictures) and want more eventually. I like to do make up and play dress up and take pictures. I play video games, a lot of them. I love anime. I tend to be the one that my friends always come to for advice, so I guess I'm pretty good at giving it. I'm originally from Frogtown (yes for real) in Kentucky. It is in Muhlenberg county. My fave TV show of all time is Gargoyles. Yes, Gargoyles. That carton that used to come on the FOX Saturday morning cartoons and then came on the Toon Disney channel late at night. I am quite possibly the biggest fan of the show. I know every single episode by heart. I also read a whole lot of the Gargoyles fan fiction from several different fan pages too. I really wish they made more episodes than they did. Oh and my name is Ladelthia. Hi.
First and foremost, I want to find someone that would make a great friend and we can move on from there.

Favorite show of all time: GARGOYLES! I love that cartoon.
Favorite music: And One, The Cure, Backstreet Boys, Nightwish, Infected Mushroom, Aqua, Type O Negative, Sonata Arctica, Within Temptation, Savage Garden, Lacuna Coil, way too many to list...
Favorite TV: Doctor Who, Sherlock, House MD, Hoarders, Mythbusters, How It's Made, Once Upon A Time, and more...

I don't mean to sound rude(but I know I do). I am not into guys/girls that are fat. I don't mean guys/girls that are chunky/curvy/a little cuddly/or slightly overweight. Ideally I wouldn't want anyone who is more than 1 1/2 times my own size. I am not trying to sound shallow. I just want to be honest. I am not attracted to large people. You don't have to be skinny, fit, or look like you belong outside of one of those preppy clothing stores with your shirt off. You just need to look like you take care of yourself.



~classic joke that i always giggle at~
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you,"

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?"

He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you," The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird. The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."

~ i also always enjoy this one~
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour's daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming, I jumped the fence and replaced it back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes". Within the hour, the neighbour's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am, I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.

Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"