Melissa whirled on Death/Bob " how dare you chase someone from my house. this is not your place, and you cant tell people that they can or cant be here. You have no right! Besides he's kinda cute, might do me some good to get on his good side since you said most of us go to hell first anyway. By the way, what was that comment about you quitting? You quite your job? How can death quit? Does that mean that no one is going to die, and if they do who is going to your job. I mean wont there be even more lost souls wandering around?"
"Melissa just what am I supposed to say? You know that I needed your help, but alot of things happened since the last time I saw you. I didn't quit, I threatened to after Himself told me I couldnt love you........"
"What!!! What did you say? You loved me, you told that to Himself? To like the power dude. The one who controls all of this. And your not even supposed to talk to me in the first place. Great Pal, you just set my wheel back a couple of eons. And how can you say you love me, you dont have a heart, hell you dont even have skin, you dont have anything. Your just bones and a cowl with a sickle." Melissa had fire in her eyes
" Melissa calm down, let me explain."
"Boy have I heard that line before."
" Melissa please, listen to me. We had a meeting sort of, and it got all mixed up, and things were said, and demons quit, and angels fought, and Himself and Herself were arguing. Then the Elder Gods and Goddessess came in, not all of them mind you, but alot of the old ones came in and it got crazy. Orda, yes the same one that was here a few minutes ago, he quit, and Peter quit, cause well cause he was kind of told that he would never find anyone like you to love him..."
"What? You implied that I loved you. You ignorant shithead. How dare you. Your no different from any other man I know except you dont have a dick."
" Well, that might change too, I brought it up, thinking about what you said last time I was here."
" Oh no you dont. In no way is this my fault. You got all of this on your own. I was just asking a friend like question. If you thought there was more to it.."
" But you said you liked me, you said I was kinda cute, you said alot of things that led me to ..."
" Will you get it through your head. Your a virgin here BOB, you dont know diddly about human feelings or emotions or even how to communicate.
I will not be the owner of this chaos, hear me. Now I want you to go for a while. I dont care where, just not here. I need a few hours to myself. Go find your troll demon or Satan or any other heavenly person and take a stroll through the gutters of earth. Figure out what you can do for them. I'll call you."
"Melissa,"
"Go BOB, now, just go."
So Death winked out not knowing where he was going or when she would call him back.
