Penis:
It has a Mushroom Head, Hot dog, 2 eggs and Milk which provide
Nutrients, thus making LADIES healthy!
Three (3) good manners of a PENIS:
1. Courteous: it stands before it performs
2. Emotional: it weeps when it's performing
3. Polite: it bows after it has performed
Wow!!!!
Can anything beat that????
Well, I will argue that pussy is the greatest. It provides many
crucial services for man, check them out
1. *Valet Service*: Just slide in and you get a wash, massage and
polish all for the same price
2 *Restaurant (Happy Meal)*: If you're hungry...you can eat all
you want for as long as you want
3. *Dental Service*: FREE Natural brushing and tooth polishing
4. *Pumping Station:* Just manipulate the little nub up top and
you get an endless supply of oil (who needs to worry about soaring oil prices?
5. *Banking Services*: It the only place you can make a deposit
and watch it grow within nine months....(with most banks it would take years)
Can a penis really beat that? you tell me...
