No. 1
Girly-Girl: Give her unexpected gentle hugs from behind and kiss her neck.
RollerGirl: When she's unsuspecting, sneak up behind her blind spot, swing to her side & hip check her into the row of barstools knocking her on her ass. And watch out for her deadly right hook.
No. 2
GG: Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
RG: Hit her as hard as you can on the shoulder, then say, "Ok, now hit me!" Bruises are beautiful...a sign of affection.
No. 3
GG: When standing, wrap your arms around her.
RG: Get low, and quick, bend those knees...say, "come on, show me whatcha got" & try to wrestle each other down. Don't let her win. If she wins, she'll quickly lose interest - a rollergirl needs challenges.
No. 4
GG: Cuddle with her.
RG: Slap her ass & she'll slap yours.
No. 5
GG: Don't force her to do anything.
RG: BUHWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right like you have a shot at this anyway.
No. 6
GG: Write little love notes.
RG: Buy her a pack of Swiss bearings and a bottle of tequila.
No. 7
GG: Compliment her honestly.
RG: She kicks ass, and you know it. So does she.
No. 8
GG: When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
RG: When you hug her, swipe her feet out from under her & take her down & watch how quick she turns you upside down. She likes it on top.
No. 9
GG: Whisper "I love you, you're beautiful." and she'll respond with a heart-felt kiss.
RG: Say "I love the way you skate...you're badass" and she'll throw your ass on the floor and rip your clothes off.
No. 10
GG: Pick her over your friends, no matter what. (Even if your friends call you pussy whipped.)
RG: Don't whine when she picks her derby bitches over you, or you're history.
No. 11
GG: Comfort her when she cries.
RG: If she cries, tell her to stop being a wuss & get her ass back on the rink.
No. 12
GG: Love her with all your heart.
RG: Bang her all night.
No. 13
GG: Pick her up and flirt with her. (She'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
RG: Don't scream when she picks you up & swings you around and then puts you in a headlock until you cry "uncle". WIMP!