| | OJ goes to Hell |
| created @ 02/26/2009 09:44 am |
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| One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.? He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.? 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have tostay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite asbad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'? > OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door tothe first room.? > In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in,and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in andsurfaced with nothing. Such was his fate> in hell.? > 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'mnot a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long .'? > The devil led him to the door of the next room.? > In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All hedid was swing that hammer, time after time after?Time. 'No, this is nogood; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constantagony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.? > The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lyingon the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in aspread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.? > > OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, > 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'? > The devil smiled and said . . . . . (This is priceless)?? > 'OK, Monica, you're free to go.' > |
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