Friendly Fubarians!

I went to bed drunk and woke up that same way.
*takes another 2 shots*

While I was
sleeping I had the strangest dream.
It was about 2 different restaurants ...
what the hell?

So here is the question:

If the women that work at Hooters have big breasts

Does
that mean that the women that work at IHOP only have 1 leg?