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| created @ 06/25/2009 12:33 am |
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. ~James Holt McGavra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... ~Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~Henny Youngman
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' ~Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' ~Anonymous
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~Patrick Murra
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~Rodney Dangerfield
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