47 Year Old
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Male
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From Eugene, OR·
Joined on August 15, 2006
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Born on August 24th
·1 referrals joined!
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A ninja, a massage therapist... a master of video games? Yes.. all this is true.. but no word yet invented can discribe the feeling that you will experience when you meet the Fabulous Benjamin Porch Zombie. With my laser eyes and kungfu grip i will dropkick your soul into a thousand peices and make you laugh with crazy glee as I export you into the new universe.
With that said. you should really only try to poke a sleeping bear once with a stick.. after that.. your just asking for a good mauling.... and when i say.. lets go to the mall... im really meaning.. lets get the fuck away from this bear before it maul's us..... now... im going to bed... g'night
47 Year Old
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Male
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From Eugene, OR·
Joined on August 15, 2006
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Born on August 24th
·1 referrals joined!
Interests
stuff, games, massage therapy, dancing, ninjas, words that rhyme with orange... quantum physics... nerd stuff.. oh and cartoons where the bad guys win... screw GI Joe!!! and Transformers... and the smurfs....
