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| created @ 04/7/2007 11:28 am |
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HEY -- I just found this personals ad on plenty of fish.com
(sorry in advance to all you lazy folks that dont like to read more than one sentence)
I slice,and I dice.36 y/o WSM in search of a single female to replace my mother! I'm compassionate(I took my parents in to take care of them), honest(I actually live in their garage), cultured(I eat my KD with the proper fork), and truly a gentleman(I'll lay a napkin down before you lie in the wet spot[Hey at least there is A WET SPOT!]). I enjoy long walks(To the liquor store for a bottle of Baby Duck),stimulating conversation(Do the Griffins actually understand when Stewie talks),and the preforming arts(I can recite the ENTIRE alphabet with my armpit). My ideal mate would be a good homemaker(Those spaghetti stains aren't going to wash themselves out of my "wifebeater"),touchy feely(Preferably only with me),and non judgemental(Well you can judge me,just don't be MENTAL).For a first date,I'm open to pretty much anything(Well after my probation is over that is,until then video games at my place anyone?) Hope to hear from you soon(Somebody?Anybody?)
Sounds like a real catch!!!
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