Football, being a Volunteer Firefighter

Fireman's Prayer

When I am called to duty, God,
whenever flames may rage,
Give me the strength to save some life
whatever be its age,
Help me embrace a little child
before it is too late,
Or save an older person from
the horror of that fate.
Enable me to be alert
and hear the weakest shout,
And quickly and efficiently
to put the fire out.
I want to fill my calling
and to give the best in me,
To guard my every neighbor
and protect his property.
And if according to my fate
I am to lose my life,
Please bless with your protecting hand
My children and my wife.

FRiENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat dude/ chick you tried to pick up
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FRiENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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FRiENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn it that shit was fun!
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FRiENDS: Cry with you.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: laugh at you
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FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
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FRiENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRiENDS: Know a few things about you.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRiENDS: Would knock on your door.
KaNsAs FRiENDS: Walk right in and say, "i'm home!"
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FRiENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRiENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" Ha Haaaaaaa
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FRiENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

KaNsAs Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRiENDS: Will say "i can't handle Jagermeister anymore".

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRiENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.

KaNsAs FRiENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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