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Thoughts On Marriage Part 1
created @ 06/23/2009 11:42 pm
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" ~Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~Anonymous

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. ~Sam Kinison

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