I am not Willy Wonka; I don't sugar coat shit. I am sarcastic and brutally honest. I have no give a damns left and no fucks to give. I am a damaged soul. I am hard to handle, impossible to love and will fuck up everything in due time. I burn bridges like it's my job. I don't trust easily; I don't care much and honestly you have nothing to gain by being here. If you're a glutton for punishment feel free to hit my buttons. If not, as always, you can kindly fuck off.

FRIEND REQUEST: Most are generally denied. I keep my friends list to those I talk to or interact with regularly. Nothing personal.

BIRTHDAY BASH JULY 3RD!!
I rarely, if ever ask for anything. These next few weeks I will be imitating some of the most shameless beggars on Fu! This is a WISH LIST, I expect nothing!

*BIRTHDAY WISHLIST*
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- GOLDEN SKULL EXOTIC Bling
HUGE ASK, I know!! Taking any and all donations towards one! Family add for the day for any 65+ coin pack donations and will make a salute for anyone who donates 135+ coins. Expensive salute, you aren't wrong, but seeing as I don't like making them, THIS is probably your only chance to get one.
-Birthday Happy Hours.
I have two. Would love (1) More
- Power Ups! (Desired, not expected!)
(3) Likelizers
(3) Famps
(2) Rockstars
(1) Boomy
A few Nados wouldn't hurt either!

- Last but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST!- I LOVE creative gifts.
Photo edits, salutes made for me. Some of the best gifts don't cost a penny and I am ALL ABOUT THAT!!
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!