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I am not hungry but i should eatexpired126
burger 71.4% (5 votes)
fishys 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 14.3% (1 votes)
 
Weird romance and stuffexpired9142
yes 66.7% (2 votes)
wait a while 33.3% (1 votes)
no 0% (0 votes)
just date 0% (0 votes)
 
Ticery dicery doc i think i messed up my clockexpired191
no more coffee 100.0% (1 votes)
your old 0% (0 votes)
do this or that 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
I think My Mistress is cheating should I tell my wife?expired1154
you dont have friends 37.5% (3 votes)
snooze 25.0% (2 votes)
shop 25.0% (2 votes)
shut up coot 12.5% (1 votes)
 
Pig tails or pony tails Maybe dredlocks toexpired1134
yes 42.9% (3 votes)
shut up coot 42.9% (3 votes)
no 14.3% (1 votes)
 
REPENT COOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired1257
bang head on desk 41.7% (5 votes)
no yummy coffee 33.3% (4 votes)
No Cookies 16.7% (2 votes)
Slap Self 8.3% (1 votes)
 
Mummy Im home !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired1152
drink 66.7% (2 votes)
monkeys 33.3% (1 votes)
Sleep 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
You didnt have to be so nice i would have liked you anyexpired183
Cat 66.7% (2 votes)
Chihuahua 33.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
monkey 0% (0 votes)
goldfish 0% (0 votes)
 
My favorite color is wind whats yoursexpired1143
fish 42.9% (3 votes)
cheese n crackers 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 14.3% (1 votes)
monkeys 14.3% (1 votes)
something else 14.3% (1 votes)
Option B 0% (0 votes)
 
BooBoo Baque and other babble from babalonexpired081
just nap and play 40.0% (2 votes)
monkey bats 40.0% (2 votes)
Option B 20.0% (1 votes)
go shopping 0% (0 votes)
lazy around the house 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
You build me up buttercup baby just to let me downexpired1103
Happy 100.0% (3 votes)
Option B 0% (0 votes)
Sad 0% (0 votes)
depressed 0% (0 votes)
like dancing 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Its a marvelous night for a moon danceexpired1239
Yes 80.0% (8 votes)
Option B 10.0% (1 votes)
monkey 10.0% (1 votes)
No 0% (0 votes)
Silly fool 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
I ask and you answer thats just how it worksexpired2247
legit 62.5% (5 votes)
old school 25.0% (2 votes)
shut up coot 12.5% (1 votes)
 
A new domestic polciy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired14613
ear plugs 37.5% (9 votes)
shut up coot 20.8% (5 votes)
SLAP 16.7% (4 votes)
monkeys 16.7% (4 votes)
hide in bedroom 8.3% (2 votes)
 
Oh what a world of fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired143
now 66.7% (2 votes)
wait 33.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
monkeys 0% (0 votes)
 
Canadians Friends or deadly killers with hockey sticksexpired1150
change 66.7% (2 votes)
rain x 33.3% (1 votes)
lazy 0% (0 votes)
fat 0% (0 votes)
monkeys 0% (0 votes)
 
I have been a good boy all dayexpired1175
monkeys 44.4% (4 votes)
cookies!!!!!!!!!!! 33.3% (3 votes)
food of shame 22.2% (2 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Well Now what am I going to do ???????????????expired1175
go dog go 55.6% (5 votes)
monkeys 44.4% (4 votes)
wait 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
No loss of sucktion everexpired132
unplugged 50.0% (1 votes)
eat 50.0% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
I never promised you a rose gardenexpired1166
freeze 71.4% (5 votes)
save 14.3% (1 votes)
your sexy coot 14.3% (1 votes)
 
I try and I try but you kids just wont listenexpired1244
S 42.9% (3 votes)
booboo kitty 28.6% (2 votes)
L 14.3% (1 votes)
coot 14.3% (1 votes)
 
You didnt hear it from me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired1104
Squirt them 37.5% (3 votes)
what? 25.0% (2 votes)
shut up Coot 25.0% (2 votes)
Slap 12.5% (1 votes)
 
Batmonkeys Rabid killers or cute fuzzy mamalsexpired1165
too much coffee 57.1% (4 votes)
shut up coot 28.6% (2 votes)
should eat before bed 14.3% (1 votes)
 
My fat is in you capable hands so choose wizelyexpired1175
fast car 60.0% (3 votes)
shrimp at home 40.0% (2 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Stuff like that and other junk I do when boredexpired1128
switch 100.0% (8 votes)
your dumb 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
they suck 0% (0 votes)
 
A friend in need is a friend that is a moocherexpired0273
chili dogs 42.9% (3 votes)
womenz 28.6% (2 votes)
menz 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 14.3% (1 votes)
im blocking you 0% (0 votes)
 
If loving you is wrong I dont want to be rightexpired1645
Go Dog Go 83.3% (5 votes)
shut up coot 16.7% (1 votes)
Stop dog stop 0% (0 votes)
one fish two fish 0% (0 votes)
 
Weird Science and the Cootexpired1126
shark week 57.1% (4 votes)
flush 28.6% (2 votes)
shut up coot 14.3% (1 votes)
 
Sunshine go away today I dont feel much like dancingexpired1112
shut up coot 66.7% (4 votes)
SLAP 16.7% (1 votes)
Paint 16.7% (1 votes)
 
Its only a paper moon floating over a card board seaexpired151
monkeys 50.0% (2 votes)
Pimp Slap her 25.0% (1 votes)
kittens 25.0% (1 votes)
hide like a coward 0% (0 votes)
pepsi 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
You aint nothing but a German Shephard dogexpired1165
yes 100.0% (5 votes)
no 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
I thought that I was thinking somethingexpired170
internet pron 50.0% (3 votes)
sleep 33.3% (2 votes)
happy monkeys 16.7% (1 votes)
play 0% (0 votes)
fu mafia 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Rood Canadians And the New Yorkers who Love themexpired0305
Blast 71.4% (5 votes)
shut up coot 28.6% (2 votes)
One 0% (0 votes)
 
Make up my mind with hospital cornersexpired142
kittens 57.1% (4 votes)
Snooze 14.3% (1 votes)
Shop 14.3% (1 votes)
root beer 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
pepsi 0% (0 votes)
 
Rip Van Cootkillexpired11710
dog gone 60.0% (6 votes)
speedway 40.0% (4 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Thing Coot thinks about while waiting for the ovenexpired1404
monkeys 45.5% (5 votes)
yes 27.3% (3 votes)
coke 18.2% (2 votes)
no 9.1% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
pepsi 0% (0 votes)
 
Now Im just a small town pizza lawyerexpired1207
less yummy 53.8% (7 votes)
shut up Coot 30.8% (4 votes)
pepsi 15.4% (2 votes)
you'll live longer 0% (0 votes)
not Kosher 0% (0 votes)
 
Flying Monkey Bats are attacking meexpired1154
meatball sandwich 37.5% (3 votes)
stay up 25.0% (2 votes)
nap 25.0% (2 votes)
shut up coot 12.5% (1 votes)
 
Things I think about that need to be thunkexpired134
yes 75.0% (3 votes)
no 25.0% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Dont look behind you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!expired131
laundry 42.9% (3 votes)
pay bills 14.3% (1 votes)
sleep 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 14.3% (1 votes)
climb on roof and sing 14.3% (1 votes)
Fix the garage door 0% (0 votes)
 
If I cant have you I dont want nobody babyexpired01911
Honey BQ shicken 40.0% (6 votes)
Fishy Sandwich 33.3% (5 votes)
moo cow 20.0% (3 votes)
shut up coot 6.7% (1 votes)
starve coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Does this hat make me look fat ???????????????expired0133
TGIFridays 66.7% (2 votes)
Snooze in Loose 33.3% (1 votes)
shut up Coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Never hit your gradma with a great big stickexpired1156
PIZZA 57.1% (4 votes)
sandwich 28.6% (2 votes)
starve 14.3% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
monkey brains 0% (0 votes)
 
Can you sing with your mouth closed ?expired1177
Balls 50.0% (4 votes)
Shicken 37.5% (3 votes)
go to work coot 12.5% (1 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
Why is it called Thursday ?????????????????expired1171
3 am calls 71.4% (5 votes)
Off the hook 14.3% (1 votes)
YELL AN SCREAM 14.3% (1 votes)
Captain Hook 0% (0 votes)
shut up coot 0% (0 votes)
 
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