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Mother fucker, Ive never been in Real Estate, but I'm about to put you in your place.
Be kind. Everyone is fighting in a Fight Club we know nothing about. Because we dont talk about Fight Club. 
Damn girl , are you black Friday cause im wondering what your fucking deal is.....
I would rather be a lone weirdo not hanging out with anyone than be a clown trying to keep up with the fuckin circus. 
Id rather spend the rest of my life hanging out with myself than spend a second more around a fat piece of shit coke head that cant hold a job. Get fucked slobbo the hutt. Worthless ass piece of shit.
A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun
https://fubar.com/lounge/109760 Come hang out in my friends new lounge and say Hi!
https://fubar.com/lounge/109760 Come hang out in my friends new lounge and say Hi!
https://fubar.com/lounge/109760 Come hang out in my friends new lounge and say Hi!
Id think being a seagull would be pretty badass. It's basically just endless fries and permission to scream whenever you want.
Id think being a seagull would be pretty badass. It's basically just endless fries and permission to scream whenever you want. 
Me: At a certain point in a relationship, you get to a point where you've seen your partners butthole more times than they have themselves and I think there's something beautiful about that.
Priest : The bride has also chosen to write her own vows....
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